Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
airpunchingacademic:
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame
damara-you-ho:
that’s it that’s the show
(Source: mouseofzipang)
dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
mahlibombing:
NECA Bioshock Infinite Sky-Hook Replica
Available for $79.99 from GameStop
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It’s the only way to travel.
This life size 1:1 prop replica is exactly how the Sky-Hook would look in the real world. The Sky-Hook measures over 22″ in length and is nearly 11″ tall, it features motorized action that causes the gears and 3 hooks to spin when the trigger is squeezed
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iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
frank-schlongbottom:
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit together
(Source: teacupsandnutmeg)
cokeflow:
black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
Chuckling Darkly 
