I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS.
we’re already home
British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can
macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”
the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”
OH MY GOD I WAS TRYING TO PUT THIS INTO WORDS THIS MORNING
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life